omfg

I'm watching Oprah and Halle Berry is on and Oprah's beefing up Benicio del Toro so fucking much - and I spent a good lot of the 2000s fucking obsessed with him - that I think he's gonna give me and everyone watching at home a fucking orgasm, and he comes out looking like a clown. His hair's REALLY fucking weird, his facial hair makes him look like shit, he's got those chubby fingers that make me insane and when he opens his mouth he sounds like a kid. His voice. Bleeehhh. Definitely not "mysterious" and "oozing sexuality and confidence" today, bitches. He has the ability to "ooze" these things but he sure ain't doin' it right na.